Here is a post dedicated completely to my friends at IITR. Actually i had been thinking of writing some such stuff for a long time now, but everytime i sat, i could not find the right way to do so, then seeing the recent post by little known chuha ( a.k.a harsh ), and also little inspired by it, i decided to let it go simple... so here goes... their probable future as i see....
1.Mr. Hussain (urf Mr. Monotonous Looks ) – I think he will carry the same looks, if i by chance happen to see him after ‘n’ years, no matter how small or how big a value of ‘n’ one may choose.
2.Mr. Kush – Will one day die out of miserliness. I guess that is one strong reason of his strong body.
3.Mr. Bond – Abey kaika bond, kuch nahi aata saale ko, kitni baar iski saari bondgiri dhari reh gayi!!!! Will definitely loose the title soon!! No doubt!!
4.Mr. Sunil and Mr. Manish – Our Black diamonds. Mere 2 anmol ratan!!
5.Mr Nippi – High probability of getting raped. Cant say if it will be some girl or some gay.
6.Mr Rustagi – In urgent need of a shoulder uplift surgery. All blame goes to the infi workload he takes.
7.Master Balak – High tendency of getting murdered for his innocent acts!!!
8.Mr Venkat – Information guru of the future. Very less credibility though.
9. Mr Lalu – I guess 'chote' suits him better, will replace our PM some day, and arrange free drinks and parties for everyone, every saturday night!!!
10. Mr. Me – The tall, dark, handsome angel, will change the world!! ;)
11. Miss Sant - Cant say very surely, but may b a large part of her life will be dedicated to community service, might come to b known as Mother Teresa 2 in future.
Now that i am liking this future forecasting, lemme extend this to some of our Gurus of this sem also...
12. Mr Rotations Per Minute – Unprobable future!!!
13. Mr SPY – Will go to Hell, meri badd-dua hai.
14. Mr Fernandes – Will meet heaven, coz of so lots of duaen all the students give him.
P.S - Waise 'chote' suits equally to the little personality, presently known as 'Bond'. Who knows!! This might be his next title!!!!
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aha!! i wasn't aware, that u already carry the title!!! hey how bout joining the two titles to make single 'chota Bond'!!!!
why did u point out the qualities which are not so great to say the least....according to your perception......and mentioned really good..(to good to be true types) things about some people ..??? :P ;) ......always have a positive outlook and find the good things about life..... be optimistic :)....atleast when describing a person in one line!!!....
hope my advice pays off :D!!!
dude!!! it was meant to b in fun spirit, nothing serious!!!!
my comment was also in fun spirit ;)...see the use of :) ;) :P :D 's etc....;)...and i knew it wasn't serious as if it were u would have faced dire consequences from all those ppl :P ...:D.....lol
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