Wednesday, September 19, 2007

@iDrink



Here comes, the new age drink, from the underground lab of Apple's R 'n' D Innovator, code name Nude Ape and code number 07. And to honour the magnificent name of the company, there is a pinch of rotten apple essence (1.75 ml i.e .25 %) in every bottle.
  • Comes in two flavours (standard can volume - 700 ml)
    1. Red Disco (red apple essence)
    2. Green Way (green apple essence)
  • Creates a neat Illusion : iDrinker's current crush appears to be performing pole dance ( clothings and accessories as imagined by the iDrinker, not mandatory to be imagined )
  • Variable Alcohol Volume : The Nude Ape made this innovation, specially for the IITR kids (although its equally usable to everyone else). Not going into technical depths and how-it-was-possible, the new type of containment lets the iDrinker to vary the alcohol content of the hard-drink from as low as 1% (equivalent to drinking an apple beer) to as high as 50% at any stage. There is a '+' and a '-' button on the can to increase or decrease the alcohol content respectivly. Also there is a digital display which tells the current alcohol content.

Tagline : iDrink is the new way. I drink iDrink!!!!!

Availabilty
: Nude Ape's Lab, IIT Roorkee. Available outside roorkee at 200% extra cost.

Special introductory offer : Buy None, Get one Free!!!!

Warning
: Neither Nude Ape nor the company shall be held responsible for any break-ups, semester backs that may occur under influence of iDrink. Drink iDrink at ur own risk.

6 comments:

Luv Rustagi said...

the next big thing after iPhone it seems :)...that too from our own backyard! sounds interesting...just one thing what's the motivation behind choosing "Nude Ape" as the code name....

Anudeep Gupta said...

  For this query, i specially contacted Nude Ape, that why his code name was what it was. To this, he only exclaimed
   "O Draconian Devil"
   "Oh Lame Saint"
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What Rubbish!!

Unknown said...

wtf ???? :#

Anudeep Gupta said...

hey what does that smiley :# mean???

Dizzy said...

this is revolutionary!is there a special disount for other IITs? :D

Anudeep Gupta said...

sorry, but no!!!!
as i mentioned there is only an introductory offer as of now!!!!