@Clock's Tick

Sitting in my room, without anything to do, i looked towards the table clock, toppled right now, gifted by a very dear friend. The table-piece displays the time in digital format and also today's date and day( like mon, tue, wed, thu, fri, sat, sun ). Looking at it I just wondered what was it for. Was it gifted for some special reason. Did the friend know then, how easily i waste my time. Was it there to remind me every second, not to waste the next one. I say i have nothing to do right now, ironically, i can think, right at this same moment, there is so much to do. There is so so so much to do. How am i gonna do what i want to do if i waste my resources like this. And just when these embarrasing thoughts were crossing ma mind, the flashing colon in the time display ':' appeared as if eyes of the clock, watching me!!! Infact the zero following it seemed to complete the smiley ':o' thus showing surprize. Was the clock surprized at me. Did it know, wat i was going thru inside. It was 22:09 then, and the very next moment, it changed to 22:10. RELAXED!!! I felt. for now the smiley had changed to ':|' showing straight face. Hence no care, no, nothing at all. But something serious had crossed my mind in this moment. Was the clock looking at me this way daily, every instant, every moment. It shows 'THU' as day. I wonder if it was hindi waala 'thoo' at me. Wat is the clock thinking when it changes to ':2', ':3', ':4', ':5', and just when i was pondering this, there was a voice

:| - what r u doing??

me - nothing??

:| - y nothing??

me - i dont have anything to do right now!!

:| - oh! i see! then it is okay, if u got no work, what can u probably do?? okay bye then ( and just then the face changed to ':2', try visualizing the digital '2', its such a wierd look )

me - hey wait wait!!! dont u have any empathy wid me!!

:2 - wat?? empathy?? me?? lolzz!!!

me - hey wait!!

:2 - wait?? u silly!! u dont know kya!! i dont wait for anybody!!!

me - awwwwwww ( crying in one of my friend's style ), i need u, dont go away, i need u!! be my friend, be with me!! plzz!!

:2 - u moron!! i make no friends!!! Not atleast you!!

me - ??!!!!!!! yyyyy??? wat did i do???

:3 - thats the thing buddy, u dont do anything!!! i watch u all day!!! u just so grossly disrespect me!!! how can u think of me being friends with you!!!

me - oh!! wat should i do!!! i didnt mean to hurt you!! its just that m too lazy!!!

:3 - no u r not!!! its just a mental block. You gotta remove it. Will take big effort though, but once removed you can move anything.

me - ohh!!! is it!!! ( like i really care )

:3 - yups!!!

me - can u atleast gimme some tips, how to remove the mental block, how to make more of my time!!! (again, as if i care )

:3 - no buddy, i said i make no friends, u have to help urself to overcome this mental block!!!

me - k then, chalo kuch planning vagarah karta hun.... ( phatte )

and just then, the smiley changed to ':4' , the digital four, thus the conversation ended abruptly, and me still again sitting without any work, without anything to do, no effect of the clock's talk, still watching the clock's tick ( read flashing colon )!!!

@my_friends_at_IITR

Here is a post dedicated completely to my friends at IITR. Actually i had been thinking of writing some such stuff for a long time now, but everytime i sat, i could not find the right way to do so, then seeing the recent post by little known chuha ( a.k.a harsh ), and also little inspired by it, i decided to let it go simple... so here goes... their probable future as i see....

1.Mr. Hussain (urf Mr. Monotonous Looks ) – I think he will carry the same looks, if i by chance happen to see him after ‘n’ years, no matter how small or how big a value of ‘n’ one may choose.

2.Mr. Kush – Will one day die out of miserliness. I guess that is one strong reason of his strong body.

3.Mr. Bond – Abey kaika bond, kuch nahi aata saale ko, kitni baar iski saari bondgiri dhari reh gayi!!!! Will definitely loose the title soon!! No doubt!!

4.Mr. Sunil and Mr. Manish – Our Black diamonds. Mere 2 anmol ratan!!

5.Mr Nippi – High probability of getting raped. Cant say if it will be some girl or some gay.

6.Mr Rustagi – In urgent need of a shoulder uplift surgery. All blame goes to the infi workload he takes.

7.Master Balak – High tendency of getting murdered for his innocent acts!!!

8.Mr Venkat – Information guru of the future. Very less credibility though.

9. Mr Lalu – I guess 'chote' suits him better, will replace our PM some day, and arrange free drinks and parties for everyone, every saturday night!!!

10. Mr. Me – The tall, dark, handsome angel, will change the world!! ;)

11. Miss Sant - Cant say very surely, but may b a large part of her life will be dedicated to community service, might come to b known as Mother Teresa 2 in future.


Now that i am liking this future forecasting, lemme extend this to some of our Gurus of this sem also...

12. Mr Rotations Per Minute – Unprobable future!!!

13. Mr SPY – Will go to Hell, meri badd-dua hai.

14. Mr Fernandes – Will meet heaven, coz of so lots of duaen all the students give him.


P.S - Waise 'chote' suits equally to the little personality, presently known as 'Bond'. Who knows!! This might be his next title!!!!

@msg of a dream

   Ok,how many of u ever wondered, bout dreams, bout why they occur, and what they tell. Although there are lots of different speculations bout what dreams actually tell, but for me, dreams depict the real me. If anybody ever wants to know his true characteristics, his true nature, then dreams are the source. In our day-to-day experiences, we see a lot of things, we hear a lot of things, we learn a lot of things, and we change ourself accordingly. Sometimes, u portray false, which then becomes a habit and finally u are confused bout your real nature. It happens to all of us at some or other point of life. We find ourself in a dilemma as to whether we will be doing a particular act when in some particular situation. For example many times i think, will i stand for my friends, will i b there for my family, will i ever stop being ignorant, will i be this, will i b that blah blah blah!!! Coz these are questions which u can find answers to, only after u have been through such a situation!!! Otherwise the mind, just keeps giving clever,manipulated,politically correct answers!! So how do you find the real you, may b this the picture, where dreams enter in!! Since u can not manipulate a dream, thus they are bound to be true portrayal of urself to urself!!! If ever u dream, that u are crying on loosing a special friend, then u probably will, no matter how much emotionally strong u feel from inside, if ever u dream that u betrayed a friend for some mean purpose, then some day u wont think twice while doing the same, no matter how good a friend u r. For example, last night i remember a dream where i slapped my lil' sis' repeatedly for not telling who destroyed my laptop. Infact this dream was the sole inspiration for writing this post!! I was asking her a serious question, and she kept laughing without answering the question!! Now, this tells me, what i tend to do instinctively, if i really fall for such a situation, but my conscious tells me that i wont do any such stupidity, coz i love her the most in this world, nobody.. literally nobody.. ever has meant so much to me as her!!! Neways, leave that, all in all, i just want to say that dreams depict ur instincts!! You might act differently owing to ur conscious!! May b, we can learn what things to change in us, by analyzing our dreams!!! May be this is the sole purpose of our dreams!! Who knows!!!