Mahello there [beautiful and sexy girls]! Am a decimillionare now! Shall soon be a decamillionare! Can we see your bedrooms now! :P
Friday, December 4, 2009
I am back!
Yeah yeah yeah! I know I know! Am sorry I was gone from the blog-o-sphere for so long! Had caught up with Micro-Blogging on FB for a while! Anyways... Am back! Want some action now! So................
Friday, June 20, 2008
@The Smile Effect!!
To most, I know my constant smiling face brings the impression that I am an immature kid! Anyways, I dont mind that now! (though i used to be very frustrated by that initially). This post is not about why my friends percieve me as an immature person, this is about a google dollar worth of an experience. Here it goes....
It happened on the 3rd Tuesday of June of Summer of 2008. Me in Hyderabad, pursuing my summer training at ITC PSPD. When not in office, I am generally in my room at the ITC guest house where my accommodation was arranged. People here (read other residents of the guest house) are so bore and none of them my age. So I have got no friends here to hang out with and so I mostly rot in the room only. Neways, leave that! Oh! I haven’t really started about the experience yet.
Ok-ok! Here it goes. The other day I decided to call an old friend Jitesh. He was with me 5 yrs back in school. I had met him last approximately 2 years ago, and though we have been chatting a few times, I haven’t seen or heard him since past 2 years. So that day I called him. Though I had planned to fool him by manipulating my voice into a tough one, but that could not really happen because it was his father who picked up the phone and so I had to tell him that I was a friend of Jitesh. But I did not tell him my name, so he called jitesh and told him that his friend was on phone for him. Here is the conversation that followed before he recognized who he was talking to :
Jitesh : Hello!
Me: Hello!
Jitesh: Hello!
Me: Hello Jitesh bol raha hai!? (trying to recognize the voice)
Jitesh: Haan bol raha hun!
Me: Toh bol! (still trying to recognize if it is actually his voice only)
Jitesh: kya!
Me: Toh booolll! (still not confident if it is jitesh only but smiling now)
Jitesh: ahemm ANUdeep!!
:O :O :O!! I said ‘Phoda hai’! This was amazingly amazing! 2 years! It had been 2 years since we had last heard/seen each other. And while I was still struggling to recognize his voice, he had already recognized me. Absolutely amazing! I asked him how he did that!? He replied “Kutte tu hasta he rahega zindagi bhar, I can still picturize you in my mind, smiling and talking to me right now?” And we talked for about 15 more minutes. He remembered so much about how we used to have fun! It was such a joy talking to him after such a long gap. He remembered all the one liners, one words we used to make fun with and he remembered so much more than me!! But him recognizing me made me recall another such incidence.
It had happened about 7 months back when I called another friend of mine after a long time who again immediately recognized me. When I asked him how he did that he also said “sale tera hasna kabhi band nahi hoga, abhi bhi terese baat karte hue I can imagine how you must be smiling right now”
Lately I had been thinking of adopting a more serious visage, but after talking to Jitesh and remembering the chat with the other old friend, I was just wondering that if my glorious smiling face can make my friends remember me as ever smiling, then be it, even if at the cost of being perceived as immature! What say people!!!
It happened on the 3rd Tuesday of June of Summer of 2008. Me in Hyderabad, pursuing my summer training at ITC PSPD. When not in office, I am generally in my room at the ITC guest house where my accommodation was arranged. People here (read other residents of the guest house) are so bore and none of them my age. So I have got no friends here to hang out with and so I mostly rot in the room only. Neways, leave that! Oh! I haven’t really started about the experience yet.
Ok-ok! Here it goes. The other day I decided to call an old friend Jitesh. He was with me 5 yrs back in school. I had met him last approximately 2 years ago, and though we have been chatting a few times, I haven’t seen or heard him since past 2 years. So that day I called him. Though I had planned to fool him by manipulating my voice into a tough one, but that could not really happen because it was his father who picked up the phone and so I had to tell him that I was a friend of Jitesh. But I did not tell him my name, so he called jitesh and told him that his friend was on phone for him. Here is the conversation that followed before he recognized who he was talking to :
Jitesh : Hello!
Me: Hello!
Jitesh: Hello!
Me: Hello Jitesh bol raha hai!? (trying to recognize the voice)
Jitesh: Haan bol raha hun!
Me: Toh bol! (still trying to recognize if it is actually his voice only)
Jitesh: kya!
Me: Toh booolll! (still not confident if it is jitesh only but smiling now)
Jitesh: ahemm ANUdeep!!
:O :O :O!! I said ‘Phoda hai’! This was amazingly amazing! 2 years! It had been 2 years since we had last heard/seen each other. And while I was still struggling to recognize his voice, he had already recognized me. Absolutely amazing! I asked him how he did that!? He replied “Kutte tu hasta he rahega zindagi bhar, I can still picturize you in my mind, smiling and talking to me right now?” And we talked for about 15 more minutes. He remembered so much about how we used to have fun! It was such a joy talking to him after such a long gap. He remembered all the one liners, one words we used to make fun with and he remembered so much more than me!! But him recognizing me made me recall another such incidence.
It had happened about 7 months back when I called another friend of mine after a long time who again immediately recognized me. When I asked him how he did that he also said “sale tera hasna kabhi band nahi hoga, abhi bhi terese baat karte hue I can imagine how you must be smiling right now”
Lately I had been thinking of adopting a more serious visage, but after talking to Jitesh and remembering the chat with the other old friend, I was just wondering that if my glorious smiling face can make my friends remember me as ever smiling, then be it, even if at the cost of being perceived as immature! What say people!!!
Friday, April 18, 2008
@the shit experience
SHIT HAPPENS!!!! I had read it somewhere, but that day I experienced it myself. It was my b'day party and 4 of us... gattu, jindal, me and affy. We first went to a beer bar, where I first took one peg of RC and then gattu, jindal and me continued with haywards 5000 beer. Affy doesn't drink [how boring!]... It was the first time, I did not find beer very bitter. I stopped drinking when I was in a floating state... when one still remains in his senses, but the mind forgets all tension and head become light, so it swings... After we were satisfied with drinking... we moved on to the Divine Restaurant. Pure non-veg stuff was ordered... no veg stuff except for the butter naans and plain tandoori rotis. All 4 of us stuffed ourselves with the non-veg delight [ i hope it was a delight ]. From there then, we started to move towards our very own ganga hostel. After we had walked about half-way, jindal said that he had to go to ravindra bhawan for some reason which I dont remember. So he pulled me with him for his company. I cursed him for that at that moment because the natural pressure, the mightiest of all pressures had started to build inside me then. I begged him, to leave me... but hehe karte hue he pulled me with him. So I was caught in this dilemma. That time I was not aware of how bad the situation might become. After walking for 3-4 another minutes... the pressure had become, of some other universe. It was not like anything I had felt ever before. DAMN!!!! I stopped for a while in front of the church on our way. And the fucker was not able resist his laughter. [Yahan meri g*** fat rahi thi aur use hasi aa rahi thi]. Fir jindal asked me if he should lift me upto ravindra bhawan. So now he was carrying me on his back, but poor jindal... 80KG ko church se ravindra bhawan kaise lekar jaata. He dropped me after about 10 steps. Him lifting me had given me some relief in the meantime, so i said i could cover the rest of the distance myself. But hardly had i taken 5 steps, it come up again, shit shit shit!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Only a miracle could have stopped it from happening at that time, had i not grabbed my own *ss! Fuck fuck fuck!!! I had to grab my own *ss, both hands!!!! That too in the middle of the street!!! And jindal burst into laughter.... even I could not resist laughing at my own condition, so i started laughing too, which aggravated the pressure even more. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! For the first time in my life, I needed GOD! Hey bhagwaan aaj izzatt bacha lo, plzzzzzzzz i thought!!! warna main kisi ko muh dikhane ke laayak nahi rahunga!!!! Neways, God helped! After about 10 seconds, the situation felt a little under control. We were a few steps away from Azad Bhawan then... I said to jindal that i would use a toilet in Azad and then we will go to ravindra bhawan. Jindal said "abey ab control hai toh ravindra bhawan he chal na"... so we moved again... but only 3 steps this time.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh it was coming again.... I had to do grab them again... even harder this time.... fuck fuck fuck!!! and I thought "bhagwaan bhi pura badla nikaal rahe hain yaar mere se toh"... aaj toh izzatt nahi bachegi lagta hai..... Somehow i moved towards azad bhawan gate still holding my *ss... but then jindal started pulling me... saying "abey ye toh raha ravindra bhawan.. aa toh gaya... chal naa....." I said "m******** , B********** jaane deeeeeeeeeeee plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz warna aaj meri G*** fat jaayegi sach mein" Then I hurriedly moved towards one of the ground floor toilets. In less the a sec.. i pulled my pants down and it came out..............................
haaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
haaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Saturday, February 2, 2008
@the realization continued
hmmm..... so we continue now....
Actually, i need to go a little back. It has to do with the encounter with the Canadian I talked about in 'the realisation'. It started with a casual talk. He came up with a cup of coffee in his hand, and sat at one of the benches near us. A little bit of introduction, and then he asked us, "do you people have to make a choice in Power Engg. and Electronics while pursuing a course in Electrical Engg.???", to which Nikhil promplty replied "we major in Power Engg. but Electronics is also taught to us reasonably". Then Aprajita asked him "it must be very cold in Canada??", and this marked the beginning of his non-stop narration. He told us, that certainly Canada was a cold country but it was not the same cold everywhere in Canada and that it very much depended on location. He said (pointing his finger towards the monogram on his jacket), that he had worked in such-and-such place and that average temperature there was around -25 degree!! which could be interpreted as, the lowest temperature was around -30 degree!!! Then he told us, how they people relied very much on Electricity in Canada. Electricity was life for them. They could not even light the gas stove to cook food without electricity, nor the furnace would work without electricity.
He told us about an incident when he had to go out of Canada for a few days. One of his neighbors would check everyday that the furnace was working properly and that the house was well warmed. Once there was a gap of about 30hrs for checking the furnace, and unfortunately the furnace did develop some fault and stopped heating. When the neighbor came next day, he found that the water supply pipes were all frozen, and the water inside had expanded to ice, so the pipes were all burst. It had cost him $500 to replace the pipes and $2000 for the furnace. After this he narrated the most disastrous incident that took place in 1998 probably.
It was winter season. Rain was pouring. And the cold was such, that as soon as the rain drops came into contact with any physical thing, it froze to ice. So was the case with the power transmission lines. The rain drops were pouring continuously which resulted in a 15cm ice-loading on the transmission lines, which they could not withstand, and all the towers collapsed one-by-one. This aggravated the disaster in a way, nothing else could do. As soon as the transmission lines collapsed, there was no electricity because of which many people froze to death in their own homes!!!
It was then that I realized, that many things which we take for granted, carry the importance of life to some other people. It was then, that I realized, that how important my discipline of study was to the outer world. How much they expect of us!!!! It was then, that I started respecting my own discipline of study. It was then, that for the first time, I felt proud to be an Electrical Engg. student.
Actually, i need to go a little back. It has to do with the encounter with the Canadian I talked about in 'the realisation'. It started with a casual talk. He came up with a cup of coffee in his hand, and sat at one of the benches near us. A little bit of introduction, and then he asked us, "do you people have to make a choice in Power Engg. and Electronics while pursuing a course in Electrical Engg.???", to which Nikhil promplty replied "we major in Power Engg. but Electronics is also taught to us reasonably". Then Aprajita asked him "it must be very cold in Canada??", and this marked the beginning of his non-stop narration. He told us, that certainly Canada was a cold country but it was not the same cold everywhere in Canada and that it very much depended on location. He said (pointing his finger towards the monogram on his jacket), that he had worked in such-and-such place and that average temperature there was around -25 degree!! which could be interpreted as, the lowest temperature was around -30 degree!!! Then he told us, how they people relied very much on Electricity in Canada. Electricity was life for them. They could not even light the gas stove to cook food without electricity, nor the furnace would work without electricity.
He told us about an incident when he had to go out of Canada for a few days. One of his neighbors would check everyday that the furnace was working properly and that the house was well warmed. Once there was a gap of about 30hrs for checking the furnace, and unfortunately the furnace did develop some fault and stopped heating. When the neighbor came next day, he found that the water supply pipes were all frozen, and the water inside had expanded to ice, so the pipes were all burst. It had cost him $500 to replace the pipes and $2000 for the furnace. After this he narrated the most disastrous incident that took place in 1998 probably.
It was winter season. Rain was pouring. And the cold was such, that as soon as the rain drops came into contact with any physical thing, it froze to ice. So was the case with the power transmission lines. The rain drops were pouring continuously which resulted in a 15cm ice-loading on the transmission lines, which they could not withstand, and all the towers collapsed one-by-one. This aggravated the disaster in a way, nothing else could do. As soon as the transmission lines collapsed, there was no electricity because of which many people froze to death in their own homes!!!
It was then that I realized, that many things which we take for granted, carry the importance of life to some other people. It was then, that I realized, that how important my discipline of study was to the outer world. How much they expect of us!!!! It was then, that I started respecting my own discipline of study. It was then, that for the first time, I felt proud to be an Electrical Engg. student.
Friday, February 1, 2008
@the realization
Last night, I was feeling sleepy by 10 pm, quite early by the standards of typical IIT junta. But then, sleep is not something anybody would like to compromise on.. not at all when it is chilling cold outside your room. So I put off lights, and went inside my fur blanket which acted like a narcotic in aggravating the sleepy feeling. And as soon as I fell asleep, tring tring..... tring tring... tring tring.... Damn!!! I forgot to put my phone on silent. I must have considered that it was too early to fall asleep here in IITR. Anyways it was from a friend who had called me to inform me about the IBM's test for internships. He told me that there was no eligibility criteria for the test, and that anybody could take the test. Fuck him... Fuck IBM..... I cursed for disturbing me in my sleep.
Anyways, I got up by 9 today morning luckily, did my breakfast and then moved towards the test venue. It was Electronics Engg. Deptt., about one kilometer away from my hostel. So I moved towards it, on my legs, all alone. Some other electronics student passed me by from behind me and went towards the same venue for the same purpose, but on a bicycle. As I reached the deptt. I saw Nikhil coming. I had sent him and 2 other friends an sms last night after that disturbing call, telling about the test and the 'open for all' clause. We went upstairs together. He asked me if I was sure that this test was open for all, I assured him of that and then we moved towards the auditorium in the deptt. Then there was a brief introduction of the internships program 'Extreme Blue' that IBM was carrying out in IITR, under which this test was organized. After that they asked us to move to so-and-so rooms where the test would be conducted. The crowd rushed to grab the easy positions in those rooms, and by the time we reached there, they were all full to their capacity, except for the front benches. So we took the front bench. Now I was all prepared mentally to take the test, waiting for the test papers to come, a feeling of anxiety was arousing. And then there was this announcement....
'This test is for computer science students only, not for electrical engg students, not for electronics students, only computer science students.'
Snap!!! Fuck him... Fuck IBM... (for misinforming the students this time)
Anyways, I acted cool!! Then three of us (I guess everybody reading this post knows who three, so no need of names ) went to Nesci. We sat there for some time, a Canadian also joined us, who told us that he was doing some work here in AHEC deptt. and that he has been in IITR for past 9 months. He left, after talking for about 15-20 min. and then we 3 also left the place and moved to our respective hostels!!!
After I reached my hostel, it buzzed me that I had to go for my CAT coaching class to Career Launcher i.e. CL, but i did not know the timings. So I called that same friend, who had called me last night, to ask him about the timings of todays class (he also goes to the same coaching class), but he didn't answer the call. I tried again after 15 min. at 11:15 am, he did not reply this time also. Then came his sms... 'CL class going'
grrrrr.... Fuck him... Fuck IBM... I thought once again in fury!!!!
Update*- Latest information (as told to me at 3:30 pm today) is that the test was again made 'open for all' 5 min later.... i.e after we left the place!!!
Fuck IBM in all styles now!!
* All those who are thinking now about what was the realization in this whole thing.... wait for 'the realization continued'
Anyways, I got up by 9 today morning luckily, did my breakfast and then moved towards the test venue. It was Electronics Engg. Deptt., about one kilometer away from my hostel. So I moved towards it, on my legs, all alone. Some other electronics student passed me by from behind me and went towards the same venue for the same purpose, but on a bicycle. As I reached the deptt. I saw Nikhil coming. I had sent him and 2 other friends an sms last night after that disturbing call, telling about the test and the 'open for all' clause. We went upstairs together. He asked me if I was sure that this test was open for all, I assured him of that and then we moved towards the auditorium in the deptt. Then there was a brief introduction of the internships program 'Extreme Blue' that IBM was carrying out in IITR, under which this test was organized. After that they asked us to move to so-and-so rooms where the test would be conducted. The crowd rushed to grab the easy positions in those rooms, and by the time we reached there, they were all full to their capacity, except for the front benches. So we took the front bench. Now I was all prepared mentally to take the test, waiting for the test papers to come, a feeling of anxiety was arousing. And then there was this announcement....
'This test is for computer science students only, not for electrical engg students, not for electronics students, only computer science students.'
Snap!!! Fuck him... Fuck IBM... (for misinforming the students this time)
Anyways, I acted cool!! Then three of us (I guess everybody reading this post knows who three, so no need of names ) went to Nesci. We sat there for some time, a Canadian also joined us, who told us that he was doing some work here in AHEC deptt. and that he has been in IITR for past 9 months. He left, after talking for about 15-20 min. and then we 3 also left the place and moved to our respective hostels!!!
After I reached my hostel, it buzzed me that I had to go for my CAT coaching class to Career Launcher i.e. CL, but i did not know the timings. So I called that same friend, who had called me last night, to ask him about the timings of todays class (he also goes to the same coaching class), but he didn't answer the call. I tried again after 15 min. at 11:15 am, he did not reply this time also. Then came his sms... 'CL class going'
grrrrr.... Fuck him... Fuck IBM... I thought once again in fury!!!!
Update*- Latest information (as told to me at 3:30 pm today) is that the test was again made 'open for all' 5 min later.... i.e after we left the place!!!
Fuck IBM in all styles now!!
* All those who are thinking now about what was the realization in this whole thing.... wait for 'the realization continued'
Thursday, January 24, 2008
@spot the change
'Spot the change in me' contest starts in IITR today. This contest (the toughest contest on earth i believe) will run untill the winner comes up (might take more than an year). U have to spot wat has changed in me since last 2 days. Don't worry, the change will remain as it is untill a winner comes up, (even if it takes more than an year) but obviously in disguise. A disguise so strong that it has never been tested on anyone other than the two persons not allowed to participate. And by the time, the winner comes up with the correct answer... he/she will know the prize already!!! :)
* This is a completely 'observation skills' oriented game designed specially for people who think they can disguise but can't. Now watch and learn!!!
* Who can not participate:- my mum and sis :P
* Shortcut to win:- bribe me rightly :) actually, thats the only way to win.
* This is a completely 'observation skills' oriented game designed specially for people who think they can disguise but can't. Now watch and learn!!!
* Who can not participate:- my mum and sis :P
* Shortcut to win:- bribe me rightly :) actually, thats the only way to win.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
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