@spot the change

'Spot the change in me' contest starts in IITR today. This contest (the toughest contest on earth i believe) will run untill the winner comes up (might take more than an year). U have to spot wat has changed in me since last 2 days. Don't worry, the change will remain as it is untill a winner comes up, (even if it takes more than an year) but obviously in disguise. A disguise so strong that it has never been tested on anyone other than the two persons not allowed to participate. And by the time, the winner comes up with the correct answer... he/she will know the prize already!!! :)

* This is a completely 'observation skills' oriented game designed specially for people who think they can disguise but can't. Now watch and learn!!!

* Who can not participate:- my mum and sis :P

* Shortcut to win:- bribe me rightly :) actually, thats the only way to win.

@The speculation bout POTC 4

**Trust nude ape on ur own risk!!

@iDrink

Here comes, the new age drink, from the underground lab of Apple's R 'n' D Innovator, code name Nude Ape and code number 07. And to honour the magnificent name of the company, there is a pinch of rotten apple essence (1.75 ml i.e .25 %) in every bottle.

• Comes in two flavours (standard can volume - 700 ml)
  

1. Red Disco (red apple essence)
   
2. Green Way (green apple essence)

• Creates a neat Illusion : iDrinker's current crush appears to be performing pole dance ( clothings and accessories as imagined by the iDrinker, not mandatory to be imagined )
  

• Variable Alcohol Volume : The Nude Ape made this innovation, specially for the IITR kids (although its equally usable to everyone else). Not going into technical depths and how-it-was-possible, the new type of containment lets the iDrinker to vary the alcohol content of the hard-drink from as low as 1% (equivalent to drinking an apple beer) to as high as 50% at any stage. There is a '+' and a '-' button on the can to increase or decrease the alcohol content respectivly. Also there is a digital display which tells the current alcohol content.
  

Tagline : iDrink is the new way. I drink iDrink!!!!!

Availabilty : Nude Ape's Lab, IIT Roorkee. Available outside roorkee at 200% extra cost.

Special introductory offer : Buy None, Get one Free!!!!

Warning : Neither Nude Ape nor the company shall be held responsible for any break-ups, semester backs that may occur under influence of iDrink. Drink iDrink at ur own risk.

@The Doll

she is cute, sweet and small
brings smile on faces of all

yes she is small, but she is tall
and she is beautiful, even more in fall

her voice so chirpy, so cheerful
haven't listened to anything more joyful

hard-working like a bee she is
whatever she does, does it with a fizz

she does dance as well, and boooyy!!! sheee dance!!
seeing her dance, many do freelance!!!!

so glad so happy so joyous i am
to learn bout this little doll like frame

i hope and i know, she'll rise like no other
i wish, [pause] i was her brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@The Email

Hi,

   I lost my brand new Natraj HB pencil with a rubber attached.
The pencil costs Rs.3/. If u forward this msg I will get one
paisa from orkut. If you have heart and want to help a poor
child in need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends. Please don't neglect.
Otherwise my mom will scold me. If you forward it then your
life will change for ever (u will get one pack of sketch pens and
an apsara non-dust eraser within 3 days).
Do NOT delete this message otherwise greek gods will get angry
with you and your life will be pencil-less forever.
Good Luck will come to you for wasting time.

   If u found that hilarious, i wud like to acknowledge here, that the piece of work is by a fellow classmate 'Saikat'... any comments on this one shall be addressed to him...

@irony of a sad song

    This one came to my mind, while listening to a just-another-song. Actually a brief discussion has already occured on this, between me and a friend. Although this may not apply to all, but i believe it will, to atleast around 98% of the world population. And the simple fact being highlighted here is ' Y a Fav song is a Sad song '. May be its because people relate to sadness more easily then to happiness. May b this is the reason y sad songs are written in such bulk and a really energetic, cheerful song having the potential to be a fav ( ex. 'Koi kahe' frm Dil Chahta Hai ), comes only once in a blue moon. Isn't it so very ironical in its way, that on playing a song in blues, nerves begin to relax, aorta starts pumping slower, a sleepiness crawls in, and the feeling called calm comes gushing out, releasing a kind of good feeling, which the song surely doesn't contain in itself. Why is it that songs like 'In the End' and 'Numb' frm Lnkn Prk , 'Kuch iss tarah' and 'Tere bin' from Atif become a rage and a very cheerful song like 'Bas itna sa khwab hai' ( my fav ) frm the movie Yes Boss goes neglected and ignored by the masses. Infact, i have a friend sane enough to add a song 'Rape Me' to his favlist. This friend of mine, one of the most cheerful persons i ever met, again ironically, has a deep love for 'Nirvana' and its lead singer/guitarist 'Kurt Cobain', the most insane singer i ever listened to!!!! Me just cant relate to the genre (read/pronounce jaunere) it plays and sings!!! And I can but only wonder at all this!!!!!!!!!!

@Clock's Tick

Sitting in my room, without anything to do, i looked towards the table clock, toppled right now, gifted by a very dear friend. The table-piece displays the time in digital format and also today's date and day( like mon, tue, wed, thu, fri, sat, sun ). Looking at it I just wondered what was it for. Was it gifted for some special reason. Did the friend know then, how easily i waste my time. Was it there to remind me every second, not to waste the next one. I say i have nothing to do right now, ironically, i can think, right at this same moment, there is so much to do. There is so so so much to do. How am i gonna do what i want to do if i waste my resources like this. And just when these embarrasing thoughts were crossing ma mind, the flashing colon in the time display ':' appeared as if eyes of the clock, watching me!!! Infact the zero following it seemed to complete the smiley ':o' thus showing surprize. Was the clock surprized at me. Did it know, wat i was going thru inside. It was 22:09 then, and the very next moment, it changed to 22:10. RELAXED!!! I felt. for now the smiley had changed to ':|' showing straight face. Hence no care, no, nothing at all. But something serious had crossed my mind in this moment. Was the clock looking at me this way daily, every instant, every moment. It shows 'THU' as day. I wonder if it was hindi waala 'thoo' at me. Wat is the clock thinking when it changes to ':2', ':3', ':4', ':5', and just when i was pondering this, there was a voice

:| - what r u doing??

me - nothing??

:| - y nothing??

me - i dont have anything to do right now!!

:| - oh! i see! then it is okay, if u got no work, what can u probably do?? okay bye then ( and just then the face changed to ':2', try visualizing the digital '2', its such a wierd look )

me - hey wait wait!!! dont u have any empathy wid me!!

:2 - wat?? empathy?? me?? lolzz!!!

me - hey wait!!

:2 - wait?? u silly!! u dont know kya!! i dont wait for anybody!!!

me - awwwwwww ( crying in one of my friend's style ), i need u, dont go away, i need u!! be my friend, be with me!! plzz!!

:2 - u moron!! i make no friends!!! Not atleast you!!

me - ??!!!!!!! yyyyy??? wat did i do???

:3 - thats the thing buddy, u dont do anything!!! i watch u all day!!! u just so grossly disrespect me!!! how can u think of me being friends with you!!!

me - oh!! wat should i do!!! i didnt mean to hurt you!! its just that m too lazy!!!

:3 - no u r not!!! its just a mental block. You gotta remove it. Will take big effort though, but once removed you can move anything.

me - ohh!!! is it!!! ( like i really care )

:3 - yups!!!

me - can u atleast gimme some tips, how to remove the mental block, how to make more of my time!!! (again, as if i care )

:3 - no buddy, i said i make no friends, u have to help urself to overcome this mental block!!!

me - k then, chalo kuch planning vagarah karta hun.... ( phatte )

and just then, the smiley changed to ':4' , the digital four, thus the conversation ended abruptly, and me still again sitting without any work, without anything to do, no effect of the clock's talk, still watching the clock's tick ( read flashing colon )!!!