@the shit experience

SHIT HAPPENS!!!! I had read it somewhere, but that day I experienced it myself. It was my b'day party and 4 of us... gattu, jindal, me and affy. We first went to a beer bar, where I first took one peg of RC and then gattu, jindal and me continued with haywards 5000 beer. Affy doesn't drink [how boring!]... It was the first time, I did not find beer very bitter. I stopped drinking when I was in a floating state... when one still remains in his senses, but the mind forgets all tension and head become light, so it swings... After we were satisfied with drinking... we moved on to the Divine Restaurant. Pure non-veg stuff was ordered... no veg stuff except for the butter naans and plain tandoori rotis. All 4 of us stuffed ourselves with the non-veg delight [ i hope it was a delight ]. From there then, we started to move towards our very own ganga hostel. After we had walked about half-way, jindal said that he had to go to ravindra bhawan for some reason which I dont remember. So he pulled me with him for his company. I cursed him for that at that moment because the natural pressure, the mightiest of all pressures had started to build inside me then. I begged him, to leave me... but hehe karte hue he pulled me with him. So I was caught in this dilemma. That time I was not aware of how bad the situation might become. After walking for 3-4 another minutes... the pressure had become, of some other universe. It was not like anything I had felt ever before. DAMN!!!! I stopped for a while in front of the church on our way. And the fucker was not able resist his laughter. [Yahan meri g*** fat rahi thi aur use hasi aa rahi thi]. Fir jindal asked me if he should lift me upto ravindra bhawan. So now he was carrying me on his back, but poor jindal... 80KG ko church se ravindra bhawan kaise lekar jaata. He dropped me after about 10 steps. Him lifting me had given me some relief in the meantime, so i said i could cover the rest of the distance myself. But hardly had i taken 5 steps, it come up again, shit shit shit!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Only a miracle could have stopped it from happening at that time, had i not grabbed my own *ss! Fuck fuck fuck!!! I had to grab my own *ss, both hands!!!! That too in the middle of the street!!! And jindal burst into laughter.... even I could not resist laughing at my own condition, so i started laughing too, which aggravated the pressure even more. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! For the first time in my life, I needed GOD! Hey bhagwaan aaj izzatt bacha lo, plzzzzzzzz i thought!!! warna main kisi ko muh dikhane ke laayak nahi rahunga!!!! Neways, God helped! After about 10 seconds, the situation felt a little under control. We were a few steps away from Azad Bhawan then... I said to jindal that i would use a toilet in Azad and then we will go to ravindra bhawan. Jindal said "abey ab control hai toh ravindra bhawan he chal na"... so we moved again... but only 3 steps this time.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh it was coming again.... I had to do grab them again... even harder this time.... fuck fuck fuck!!! and I thought "bhagwaan bhi pura badla nikaal rahe hain yaar mere se toh"... aaj toh izzatt nahi bachegi lagta hai..... Somehow i moved towards azad bhawan gate still holding my *ss... but then jindal started pulling me... saying "abey ye toh raha ravindra bhawan.. aa toh gaya... chal naa....." I said "m******** , B********** jaane deeeeeeeeeeee plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz warna aaj meri G*** fat jaayegi sach mein" Then I hurriedly moved towards one of the ground floor toilets. In less the a sec.. i pulled my pants down and it came out..............................

haaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!