@iDrink

Here comes, the new age drink, from the underground lab of Apple's R 'n' D Innovator, code name Nude Ape and code number 07. And to honour the magnificent name of the company, there is a pinch of rotten apple essence (1.75 ml i.e .25 %) in every bottle.

• Comes in two flavours (standard can volume - 700 ml)
  

1. Red Disco (red apple essence)
   
2. Green Way (green apple essence)

• Creates a neat Illusion : iDrinker's current crush appears to be performing pole dance ( clothings and accessories as imagined by the iDrinker, not mandatory to be imagined )
  

• Variable Alcohol Volume : The Nude Ape made this innovation, specially for the IITR kids (although its equally usable to everyone else). Not going into technical depths and how-it-was-possible, the new type of containment lets the iDrinker to vary the alcohol content of the hard-drink from as low as 1% (equivalent to drinking an apple beer) to as high as 50% at any stage. There is a '+' and a '-' button on the can to increase or decrease the alcohol content respectivly. Also there is a digital display which tells the current alcohol content.
  

Tagline : iDrink is the new way. I drink iDrink!!!!!

Availabilty : Nude Ape's Lab, IIT Roorkee. Available outside roorkee at 200% extra cost.

Special introductory offer : Buy None, Get one Free!!!!

Warning : Neither Nude Ape nor the company shall be held responsible for any break-ups, semester backs that may occur under influence of iDrink. Drink iDrink at ur own risk.

@The Doll

she is cute, sweet and small
brings smile on faces of all

yes she is small, but she is tall
and she is beautiful, even more in fall

her voice so chirpy, so cheerful
haven't listened to anything more joyful

hard-working like a bee she is
whatever she does, does it with a fizz

she does dance as well, and boooyy!!! sheee dance!!
seeing her dance, many do freelance!!!!

so glad so happy so joyous i am
to learn bout this little doll like frame

i hope and i know, she'll rise like no other
i wish, [pause] i was her brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@The Email

Hi,

   I lost my brand new Natraj HB pencil with a rubber attached.
The pencil costs Rs.3/. If u forward this msg I will get one
paisa from orkut. If you have heart and want to help a poor
child in need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends. Please don't neglect.
Otherwise my mom will scold me. If you forward it then your
life will change for ever (u will get one pack of sketch pens and
an apsara non-dust eraser within 3 days).
Do NOT delete this message otherwise greek gods will get angry
with you and your life will be pencil-less forever.
Good Luck will come to you for wasting time.

   If u found that hilarious, i wud like to acknowledge here, that the piece of work is by a fellow classmate 'Saikat'... any comments on this one shall be addressed to him...

@irony of a sad song

    This one came to my mind, while listening to a just-another-song. Actually a brief discussion has already occured on this, between me and a friend. Although this may not apply to all, but i believe it will, to atleast around 98% of the world population. And the simple fact being highlighted here is ' Y a Fav song is a Sad song '. May be its because people relate to sadness more easily then to happiness. May b this is the reason y sad songs are written in such bulk and a really energetic, cheerful song having the potential to be a fav ( ex. 'Koi kahe' frm Dil Chahta Hai ), comes only once in a blue moon. Isn't it so very ironical in its way, that on playing a song in blues, nerves begin to relax, aorta starts pumping slower, a sleepiness crawls in, and the feeling called calm comes gushing out, releasing a kind of good feeling, which the song surely doesn't contain in itself. Why is it that songs like 'In the End' and 'Numb' frm Lnkn Prk , 'Kuch iss tarah' and 'Tere bin' from Atif become a rage and a very cheerful song like 'Bas itna sa khwab hai' ( my fav ) frm the movie Yes Boss goes neglected and ignored by the masses. Infact, i have a friend sane enough to add a song 'Rape Me' to his favlist. This friend of mine, one of the most cheerful persons i ever met, again ironically, has a deep love for 'Nirvana' and its lead singer/guitarist 'Kurt Cobain', the most insane singer i ever listened to!!!! Me just cant relate to the genre (read/pronounce jaunere) it plays and sings!!! And I can but only wonder at all this!!!!!!!!!!